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This Sucks

Adelaide, South Australia

If you thought your morning coffee couldn’t get any better, think again. It’s time to wake up to a hot cup of This Sucks™️ coffee. Don’t let the name fool you. This environmentally-focused brand delivers first class coffee with a catch: 75% of their profits go to carbon capture projects dedicated to reforesting and reinvigorating the Earth.

For every kilo of coffee sold, This Sucks purchase 627 kilos of carbon offsets, meaning on average, if you drink three cups a day, you’re essentially carbon neutral! Not a coffee drinker? No worries, they’re doing the same thing with still and sparkling water too! Not a water drinker? Your poor kidneys! Regardless, your dehydrated self can still get in on the action. For every follow our mates @this.insta.sucks get, they’ll suck 1kg of CO2.

Also let your GP know about the dehydration thing today!

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